Moms Against Dangerous Toys For Children In Our Communities, LLC
-Designed to cause eye and facial injuries -Children are instructed to claw their friends and family members faces -Promotes violence
-Projects 24 scary T-Rex Dinosaur Images on your innocent child's wall -5 roaring sounds to encourage violence and anger -Motion sensor alerts children when adults are coming, which promotes illegal activity
-Includes 6 scary looking dinosaurs and 4 unrealistic human action figures -Promotes satanism via paleontology -Encourages lying
-Claims to be magic, but is not -Claims dinosaurs are animals, but they are not -"Educational" fact cards promote satanism
-Scary lights and sounds too scary for young children -Claims to "move just like a real t-rex on its own," but that is a lie -Made from toxins
-These dinosaurs are ugly -This movie was terrible -Disney toys are usually not worth the money
-Includes a skeleton of a t-rex, which no one has ever seen, so how can that be? -Encourages kids to play with bones, which is wrong -Includes instructions on how to make fake fossils for the Smithsonian
-You couldn't find a better playmat for your kid? -Includes two dinosaur toys, which your child does not need -Two-sided, so you cannot escape the lie even if it's been gifted to you
-Dinosaur is designed to be cute, drawing kids in from a young age -Music encourages dancing, leads to moshing -Teaches baby "cause and effect of actions," like dinosaurs will make you violent
-Evil -Dangerous -Kids can ride on it, which doesn't look like a good idea
-Animatronic dinosaur makes sounds and noises designed to scare children -Toy responds to touch and voice with loud roaring -Comes with leafy snack, so kids learn to feed dangerous creatures
-Snaps and bites people -Phthalate-free, but is it toxin-free? -Educational information included that promotes lies
-Shoots balls at high velocity right into the face -Squeezing harder makes the balls shoot faster and cause more damage -Not safe
-This is an outdated toy, and probably contains chemicals -You don't want your kids to play with this -Purple is a bad color
-This isn't a real dinosaur, the triceratops wasn't real -Kids don't even like wind up toys -This has small parts and your kids will choke to death on them
-Says it includes real dinosaur fossils, but there are no real dinosaur fossils -Not educational at all, it's just dirt -If you want to give your kids a box of lies, this is a good candidate
-Jurassic World propaganda -"Savage" dinos are not suitable for children -Small parts may kill your kids
-If your kids want stuffed animals, these are a pretty stupid choice -These dinosaurs aren't real and they never existed -Probably made in China of flammable fabric